Sunday, December 11, 2011


Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink 
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food 
Friends: Would bail you out of jail 
Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!" 
Friends: Won't laugh at you. 
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around! 
Friends: Has never seen you cry
Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.
Friends: Asks you to write down your number.
Homies: Have you on speed dial 
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." 
Friends: Only knows a few things about you
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you. 
Friends: Would knock on your front door 
Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" 
Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...
Homies: Are next to you making them! 
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Homies: They already know not to tell... 
Friends: Are only through highschool 
Homies: They are for life 
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!" 
Friends: Will leave you in a ditch 
Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later! 
Friends: Would ignore this letter 
Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u! 
whatup homie? howz it going!

I got this from Urbandictionary. Thanks!

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